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That’s Just Reeeeee-diculous!

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

For some reason, I commonly misspell "ridiculous" as "rediculous". Obviously, the root word is "ridicule". I know it's not "diculous" again. I think I misspell it so often because whenever I say it, I usually draw out the first syllable so that it sounds like I'm saying "reeediculous". ...

I Think I Just Had My First Migraine

Thursday, October 6th, 2005

I don't typically get headaches. If I get one, it's usually pretty dull and Tylenol or Advil does the trick. Today, something happened that I can't explain. I was working at my desk, and I thought I saw the reflection of a spinning ceiling fan in my glasses. ...

Bananas Don’t Qualify for the 5-Second Rule

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

I'm so hungry right now. I'm trying to use all my will power to keep me from going to the vending machine and getting a Butterfinger Crisp bar, which is just the best new candy bar I've had in a long time. It's kind of like a Butterfinger flavored Kit ...

I Think I Just Ate the Perfect Apple

Wednesday, February 9th, 2005

If I had known it was going to be so good, I don't know if I would've eaten it. There are only two variety of apples that I truly enjoy eating: Granny Smith and Gala. This was a Gala Apple. It was extremely crispy. Juicy, but not too juicy. Very ...

Fighting Hunger

Thursday, August 26th, 2004

I'm not trying to solve world hunger or anything. I'm trying to fight my own hunger. Or is it cravings that I have a problem with? Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. I'm not overweight. I'm a pretty healthy eater. I don't exercise even though I want to and ...

Beer

Friday, July 16th, 2004

I'm not much of a beer drinker, but not because I don't like it. For instance, if I'm at a party or playing poker, I'll probably have one or two. However, if I bought a 6-pack of beer and put it in my fridge, it would probably take me about ...

Free Beer

Thursday, May 13th, 2004

The title of this post got your attention, didn't it? That's the idea behind the Tampa Bay Lightning's new marketing pitch. They want to offer unlimited Free Beer to season ticket holders during games. This is the most socially irresponsible gimmick I've ever heard. MADD and AA will have ...

Cruton explained

Wednesday, May 12th, 2004

These days, when you register a domain name, you have to be original because everything is already taken. I wanted a domain name that was somehow connected to me, but didn't identify me. Cruton is an obscure nickname given to me at a summer camp I attended when I was ...